Obama is a Gay Alien

Shocking I know.  Really, I shouldn’t say he IS a gay alien because in truth we simply have not been able to prove that he’s NOT a gay alien.  He has thus far refused to provide evidence that he is not which many take as tacit confirmation of his space age sexual preferences.

I found a supporter of this theory at the 9-12 rally in Washington D.C.  I wasn’t sure whether or not to believe him but I eventually discovered that he was a Political Science major from Oregon who now interns at NORML.  With those kinds of credentials it was hard not to take him seriously.

We discussed Obama’s cosmic status as well as a handful of other issues.  Here is the video of that discussion.

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Trent Lott…er…Kay Hagan must go.

Trent Lott Kay Hagan either meant what he she said, or he she didn’t. In either case, if Lott Hagan does not resign voluntarily as Senate majority leader from the Senate Armed Services Committee, his her Republican Democratic colleagues should fire him her.

At the 100th birthday party for retiring Sen. Strom Thurmond on Dec. 5, Lott discovery that Senator Robert Byrd of West Virginia had passed away, Lott noted that his home state of Mississippi had voted for Thurmond when he ran for president in 1948 Hagan noted that Senator Byrd was a devoted public servant, skillful orator and champion of the chamber. “We’re proud of it. And if the rest of the country had followed our lead,” Lott continued, “we wouldn’t have had all these problems over all these years, either. Soon after I was elected, I had the privilege of presiding over the Senate with Senator Byrd on the floor,” Hagan continued, “I told him of my deep admiration for his service.”

Thurmond Byrd, then the governor of South Carolina the Senator from West Virginia, was the candidate of the Dixiecrat Party a member of the Ku Klux Klan, whose  sole reason for being was to preserve segregation. So more than a few people wonder what “problems” “service” Lott Hagan had in mind that he she thought would have been averted had Thurmond been elected in 1948 were so worthy of admiration?  Blacks not being allowed in public schools? Blacks voting being taken away? Blacks not being allowed to buying a home in Lott’s Hagan’s neighborhood?